somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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