Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So. Much. Porn.
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