Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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