we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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