have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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