I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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