Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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