You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
don't judge my taste in strippers
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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