will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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