Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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