dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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