The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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