I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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