brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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