Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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