I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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