white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize