i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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