Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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