yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
my liver is dry heaving
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
