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say what?
wanna hang out?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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