"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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