Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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