Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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