How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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