After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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