I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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