I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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