it was like eating out sand paper
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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