i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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