They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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