that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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