You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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