Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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