Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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