Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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