Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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