piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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