she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Randomize
