I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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