We're facebook friends in real life
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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