I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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