We won't sleep together?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We named our party play list daddy issues
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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