i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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