Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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