All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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