THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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