Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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