yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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