think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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