i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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