I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
