Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
